Happy Birthday -- to ME

Today is my birthday. For those of you who do not know me, I am years old. No not a mistake in my typing, I am just not going to tell you how old I am, it is too depressing. At my age I should not be waiting to bring small children home to parent, I should be waiting for grandchildren. When my grandmother was my age she had 21 grandchildren, 5 of us teenagers. But as my friend Melissa says, I look great for (this age), and besides (this age) is the new 30.
I am looking forward to this weekend, for my birthday we are going to spend the weekend in Clearwater, in a cute little hotel on the beach.